Had this really weird, yes and i do mean weird dream about someone. That person was clinging on to me and we were rolling around the whole floor. lol. I have no idea what the hell we were doing, it was just darn funny. Been playing lots of songs lately. Tried recording them into my pc but well u noe the quality of a lousy mic gives u a lousy quality outcome. There's something i cannot explain for a very long time. Nvm that this is what i came over on the net pretty interesting and the comments of this were really hilarious too.
Down here are some typical rejection lines that girls would always use. Are those words in the bracket what they really think is another question. Anyway the kill lines are no.10 and no.1. Guys if u ever been directed by these arrow shots don't feel bad la. There are many other girls out there.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that pest. And I'm not into incest either.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (Actually, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)
Now here are the comments:"I find 1.)The Friendship Trap the most terrifying one of all. No matter what you do, you lose.
Continue being a friend, and other girls will think that you don't mind that sort of platonic stuff... so you end up as the loser who has 10 best female friends, but with a sex life that extends to two options: left hand and right hand. And everyone (interestingly, except the 10 gals in question) will be aware of your just-lacks-that-shaggable-factor status.
Stop being a friend and fade out, and you're suddenly a shallow asshole.""Actually nice reject line mean God has mercy on you...
better than gal tell you straight in the face "siow ah, go look in the mirror lah" or "you si mi sia, want to date me" etc.."
